After a couple of seasons of being a lesser vegetable gardener than I once was, I’ve finally come to terms with what I need to do with the original vegetable patch.

Get rid of it.

I no longer want or need a vegetable garden as we often think of them. Places that involve a lot of seasonal work and which require me to be present, to maintain it, from spring to fall.

I want to travel in the summer. Irrigation in my patch is difficult and I am tired of the extensive hoses and pipes that need too much maintenance. And I don’t need as much as I can, and often do, produce. Over production causes me new stress. How to give it all away fast enough? And how to preserve it and then use it later?

These are things that are joyful – but also burdensome. I want none of that lately. Mostly I want just enough. This year I planted three tomato plants and two peppers and I did a poor job of maintaining them in patio pots – so they didn’t produce well. And it was enough. In fact I think I might have taken greater joy in the small handful of tomatoes that I harvested than the bowls full that I once did. Or at least just as much.

I do however hate the disorderly mess that the patch has become. I don’t find satisfaction in paths that are laden with weeds. But I think the garden itself has shown me what I need to do.

For a couple of years the strawberries were allowed to grow as they wish and as a result I get bushels of berries in the early summer. In addition to the strawberries, at some point I planted an apple tree, and horseradish, potatoes, thyme, tarragon and walking onions and those are and there and persisting and producing all on their own.

These plants do not require me to plant in the spring, stake them, water them excessively (or at all) or any of the other myriad garden chores…and they are thriving.

I am inspired to continue to convert this area to more of these plants and to alter my whole outlook on vegetable growing. It is, as always, an experimental project.

I’d love to hear suggestions of what to grow that fits into my new criteria.

Plant Requirements for a Low Maintenance Perennial Vegetable Garden:

1. Perennial or reliably self sowing but not rampant or aggressive.
2. Tasty and culinarily interesting.
3. Low maintenance (meaning no staking or fertilizing required and never in need of special attention to keep it healthy in my climate).
4. Mostly unbothered by deer, woodchucks or other animals.
5. All the better if it is beautiful.

In this vein, I just came across Skirret. Latin: Sium sisarum.

From Incredible Vegetable:

“Skirrets are a hardy perennial root vegetable with skinny parsnip type roots.  Skirrets can be grown from seed or from purchasing a crown or root offset…which will give you a head start. One sowing is all you need and you can collect your own seed and divide up your own plants once established.”

And then there is this from The Telegraph:

“Unfussy in most soils, resistant to disease and relishing frost, this sweet, white root’s downfall was progress. “It’s just not a commercial crop,” explains Marc Meltonville, food historian at Historic Royal Palaces. Relatively low-yield, fiddly to harvest and fiddlier to prepare, poor little skirret’s delightful but skinny roots were overtaken by bold, brash, industrial-scale potatoes and parsnips. Dainty and delicate, skirret’s loss to the commercial world is a gift to the home gardener.

Native to China, skirret arrived in Europe during classical times, probably brought to the British Isles by the Romans. It featured in monastic gardens, but became popular in medieval times and was used a lot in Tudor cookery.”

Plus the tops look a lot like dill or carrots with umbilifer heads that I love in a bouquet. I wonder what their vase-life is like?

Have you grown it?  Cooked with it?  All I can find are recipes on wikipedia from Tudor times – which is kind of cool (ok really cool), but I’d love to find some modern-day inventions.

p.s.

I found this on instagram (by neladible)

Where to Buy and Learn More:

See Wiki for Sium sisarum (Skirret).

Images from Mandy Barber at  Incredible Vegetables (in UK – where seeds are available). 

In the USA seeds, you may be able to purchase from Fedco. 

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